wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son
person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!
by wetwoody October 02, 2021
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false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."
"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"
by dankhaddock May 08, 2012
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A wet chode

Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock
Holly gave Chloe a wet chode. She was shocked
by Bradfordcharva69 August 02, 2023
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A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 02, 2023
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Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear
I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered
by Chloe Kimberly August 02, 2023
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Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.
Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.
by Ducks not Fucks May 23, 2017
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wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.
Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!
by ouaus August 21, 2018
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