ur mom

A highly intelligent response, this is mostly used by Albert Einstein. Smart people think of this joke, it is rated danger class nb. 9 , please do not use this infront of someone.

ur mom is so fat she walk like fat

by TheFactRevealer July 30, 2020

ur mom

it means that i fucked ur mom last night

I did ur mom

Meaning - Me and ur mom had sexual intercourse

by WaRRioR23 January 31, 2022

Ur

mom

Ur mom is:
MEGA GAY
MAAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE U CRY
IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON
CARRY ON
AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TOO LATE
MY TIME HAS COME...
*RETURNS TO MONKE*

by bob_duncan_lol March 17, 2021

ur sister a mister

The absolute killer of 'ur mom gay' 'ur dad lesbian' 'ur granny a tranny' and 'your grandpap a trap'.

Henry: Don't make do it.
Joe: Do it pussy.
Henry: Ur grandpap a trap.
Joe: Bitch please.
Joe: Ur sister a mister.
*Henry's body turns into dust*

by LoCaboose March 13, 2018

Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.

Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*

by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022

Ur granparents tranparents

The worst of them all. WARNING: MAY ERASE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!

Jacob: Ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian!
Mike: I've got a trump card for you!
Jacob: Trump cards are for pussi-
Mike: Ur granparents tranparents
*the world gets erased*

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021