Swiss Cheese

A gay man's asshole after his mate has missed a few times in the butt. Allowing him to be picked up bowling ball style because of the holes. (Usually being referenced by a claw motion of the hand.)

Last night you kept missing and you turned my ass into swiss cheese. Now i am afraid to walk past the bowling alley. Seriously my ass looks like a mafia hit gone wrong.

by Dattin J October 17, 2012

greek cheese

the name given to a semen-covered shit taken after anal intercourse.

"Just after I had buried my seed deep into Cecil's upper colon, he sqatted over my chest and squeezed out a big, nasty lump of greek cheese"

by neckface ovaryhead June 10, 2008

old cheese

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.

"What's happenin old cheese"

by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003

cheese flail

Cheesehead eraser on a long bendy straw from Quaker Steak And Lube. Good for many many hours of entertainment.

CHEESE FLAIL!!!!!! RAH!!!... it broke :(

by antidisestablishmentarianism_demon October 20, 2004

cheese pilot

A very cheesey individual.

Also a Army Helicopter pilot who since passing his flying course thinks he is better than everyone else on the planet

Dave, since passing your course you have become a right fucking cheese pilot!

by AAC Spiderpigs August 9, 2007

Royale With Cheese

When a guy cums in a girl's hair then uses his cum as hair gel to spike her hair up in the shape of a crown.

What is that, hair gel?
Naah, he gave me a Royale With Cheese.

by Dave-Landon October 20, 2018

Chunk a Cheese's

Like Chuck E. Cheese's, but better.

Breylon: We are goin' to Chunk a Cheese's.
Casey: Sweet!
Breylon: It's like Chuck E. Cheese's, but better.
Casey: Yeah, I got it.
Breylon: Way better. It's practically a Dave and Buster's.
Casey: I feel like you're really building it up.
Breylon: Hey man, if you don't want to come you can just piss off.
Casey: Wow, real mature.
Breylon: I'm two years old.

by Cecil and Cam Newton December 15, 2010