A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.
Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.
by The black shadow August 8, 2021
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What 12 year old boys say when another boy has made interaction with a women in a complimentary way. This is often used to portray the immaturity and child-like personality, so women don’t fall victim for a little bich.
Boy 1: “Here I’ll hold the door for you ma’am”
Boy 2: “AHHAA SIMP. Why don’t you be her doormat as well”
Boy 2: “AHHAA SIMP. Why don’t you be her doormat as well”
by Boiledburger April 17, 2020
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2) Some boys or girls will use “simping” as a tactic to get in someone’s pants by wiggling their way through the other person’s heart. Which the correct definition for this is “manipulation”.
3) The correct term of “simp” or “simping” is when a person is overly caring for another person too the point they would do anything and/or everything for them. Even though the other person won’t do the same.
2) Some boys or girls will use “simping” as a tactic to get in someone’s pants by wiggling their way through the other person’s heart. Which the correct definition for this is “manipulation”.
3) The correct term of “simp” or “simping” is when a person is overly caring for another person too the point they would do anything and/or everything for them. Even though the other person won’t do the same.
“I heard he didn’t take the career offer? I thought it was his dream job.”
“Yea, he didn’t want to leave her side since it so far away. Though she plans on moving to London without him next year.”
“He must be simping for her hard.”
“Yea, he didn’t want to leave her side since it so far away. Though she plans on moving to London without him next year.”
“He must be simping for her hard.”
by BellaBumbleBee January 25, 2022
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