Facebook grenade

A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.

I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.

by AcesWild212 January 7, 2021

facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.

It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.

by bigcoluk January 5, 2018

facebook

(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force

jim apologised for facebook-ing tony

by humansrweird June 3, 2020

Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

by darkfish June 10, 2011

facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you

Can't trust a bitch that is facebook pretty . Bitches like that have no heart.

by jayspin210 June 17, 2016

Facebook Munchausen by Proxy

When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.

Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.

by AlabamTa October 13, 2017

Facebook

Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.

Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!

by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020