crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something

Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!

by miffy October 17, 2019

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Trivia Crack

If you're a nerd, you love this game.

If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.

Trivia Crack. For nerds, and friends of nerds who are masochists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 29, 2021

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crack-a-latic

to heavily seasure on the floor in the act of listening to somthing horrible mainly songs

That song was so crack-a-latic i almost started foaming at the mouth!

by T-Yoda May 29, 2007

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cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

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Can I crack

Welllll........ I saw 2 other definitions of "can I crack" on here..... but um some bop told me it means like if u say yes that mean your not dirty but if u say no it means you are dirty.... NOW that's im thinking about it I'm slow asf like wtfff... dead ass wtff is going on with me..and why tf would u look the definition up. Wtffffff yalllllllll I feel high.. DAILY REMINDER STOP LISTENING TO BOPS WHO NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.... sigh 😕 bops..

Bop: can I crack
You:no..?what does that even mean

Friend: if u say yes that means ur not dirty if u say no that means your dirty. So can I crack

You: ...yea ig?..

by Susan_williams February 2, 2025

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