Nyan Cat

A Pusheen cat with the body of a pop tart That shits out rainbows out of its ass and sings the Nyan song for hours while flying in space.

Nyan Cat! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!

by This is how my shit is October 13, 2020

tootsie cat

A big black cat that kills birds for sport and pisses off all the crotchety old people in the trailer park.

Did you see that dead bird? I think tootsie cat is outside again. Ready for

by Hot red March 26, 2017

cats milk

The sexual act of jizzing in your hand and letting your female counterpart lick it up just like a little kitten.

I thought she looked thirsty after that suicide squeeze so I gave her the cats milk!

by d4rks1d3 March 30, 2017

Outdoor Cat

A cat that thinks it's owner is incapable to feed themself, so brings them dead birds.

My food-pourer calls me an outdoor cat, due to my passion of keeping them to starve

by Papyrus266 April 5, 2017

Cat Milk

Bullshit bullshit horseshit load of crap

"Yo, I worked 6 hours overtime last week, but I didn't get paid time and a half"

"Maaaan...dat's some serious cat milk right dere, Grade A cat milk"

by The Big Ugly June 20, 2017

gray cat

A term used to describe the genitals of an elderly woman.

As the new pool boy in Punta Gorda, Fl . I get so much gray cat it's unbelievable!

by MC Busta November 26, 2017

Lazy Cat

A slang word used to use on someone who is lazy and is a massive procrastinator

Tyler is always slugging around and never does his homework. He's such a lazy cat!

by skorox May 21, 2016