ass splash

when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)

wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN

by evanzo August 18, 2003

ass casserole

Similar to a clusterfuck. Unorganized, dissaray or chaos. Many unrelated things introduced at once.

That staff meeting was total ass casserole!

by auntkitty October 4, 2006

Sweet Ass

A phrase dat describes something very cool innit. Like if youz get a million bucks that would be sweet ass.

Teacher: You can leave early from class today.
Me: Sweet Ass!

by MC Liquid November 19, 2004

ass dagger

a dagger which is pulled from one anus to assassinate ones bitch ass!

HE SLICED ME WITH HIS ASS DAGGER

by p and E!!!!!?????!!!! January 9, 2011

Ass Hobbit

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.

"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

by michaelray October 3, 2006

Ass Kick

One either delivers or recieves a rapid and painful kick to another person's posterior.

One individual delivers rapid blows to another individual in order to teach one a lesson, or to prove one is more of a man that the other.

I ass kicked him so bad, his shit had footprints in it.

Mother fucker - get ready to have your ass kicked.

by Kung Fu Alien January 20, 2008