Michael

Always Has A Bigger Cock Than Dylan

'Did you see Michaels dick?'

'Yeah it's huge'
'Even bigger than dylans'

by Beardless James December 26, 2020

Michael

An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.

Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted

by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024

Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.

Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!

by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022

Cheeky Michael

When you poke someone in the bumhole in an unsolicited fashion

Shorted to Cheeky M-J

“Came in front work and the misses gave me a cheeky Michael”

by NanBummer5000 June 27, 2022

Michael Duff OUT

The expression Swansea City fans use when Duff loses a game

Swansea lost again, Michael Duff OUT.

by Krj97 October 21, 2023

michael okeefe

A very suicidal faggot that goes home and cry’s because his friends leave him out of stuff. He likes red heads that are younger than him and often buys nudes off of girl’s with I tunes cards.

Oh look at the guy hanging from a rope he must be a Michael Okeefe

by Gayboi565655 November 18, 2019

michael engstrom

The physical reincarnation of God himself.

I go to church to praise the one and only Michael Engstrom.

by Micheal Engstrom Fan Club November 5, 2018