Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

J Lo’d

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)

“I just got J Lo’d”

by veiledxo December 15, 2022

J-US

A funny, loving and caring guy of ONF
He is off team leader of the group

"do you know who is off team leader of ONF?"

"Yes i know, he is J-US"

by Givemeseungjun November 23, 2021

1. j

A symbol used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent extremely large numbers

Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???

by mreatha February 4, 2025

Grandmaster J

A true African American leader. An inspiration for positive.

That dude’s is a grandmaster J.

by Truth says December 13, 2020

ros-j

A variation of the blowjob. While the participant is going to town, she uses one hand to caress the jewels and the other to throw up rose petals like rice at a wedding.

"So did you buy her flowers?"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"

by paleking69 December 5, 2021

VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.

"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021