matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

rats with hair

Squirrels

Do not feed the rats with hair.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 27, 2024

hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon May 2, 2011

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

fed hair shanks

A character in one peice who is a fraud and a rat who tells to the gorosei

Person 1-i like shanks

Person-you mean fed hair shanks

by Jake102 September 5, 2023

monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024