by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish
by therealseb September 8, 2020

by eparchos February 7, 2022

by imnt0real June 19, 2023

andrew: yo what were you doing last night
brent: pussy eating
andrew: damnnn, lucky! who’s was it?
brent: pierson's, she was wet asffff she was so good bro. bro that pussy slaps frfr
andrew: DAMNNN BRO YOU GOT LUCKY
brent: pussy eating
andrew: damnnn, lucky! who’s was it?
brent: pierson's, she was wet asffff she was so good bro. bro that pussy slaps frfr
andrew: DAMNNN BRO YOU GOT LUCKY
by briersonshipper445 June 8, 2023
