dirty elmer

When your upset your girl denies sex so you cum on her eyes when she's sleeping and she has a hard time opening them in the morning.

My wife said I won't get any for a week so I gave her a dirty elmer.

by Prof_X May 04, 2017

dirty kalyn

When you climb to the top of a building and pull your pants down and take a dump on a passing bald guy

“Dude! I just did a dirty kalyn!”
“Ew bro did it splatter?”
“Everywhere haha!!”

by DefinitionGoddess6969666 April 15, 2020

Dirty maegen

Cutting off ur pubs then putting them in a can of beans befor useing it as a pocket pussy

Mate : what did you do on the weekend?
Me: I got bored so i did a dirty maegen

by Potatoeswithnodoors May 10, 2020

Dirty Alex

The act of masturbating on the toilet whilst taking a shit. Usually performed in a dirty pub cubicle.

"Dude, I saw this gorgeous chick in the bar last night, she was so hot that I had to go to the toilet for a Dirty Alex immediately!"

by Filthy Ben August 15, 2022

Dirty Deciever

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.

"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009

Dirty Wedding

A Dirty Wedding is when two heroine addicts use the same needle. In a sense they're wedding each other, connecting for life, sharing deseases. Till death do the part.

They only had one needle; Mike used it first, then Jasmine; they had a dirty wedding. Mike has aids, now Jasmine has aids.

by Cubanb April 04, 2014

Dirty Dwight

Act of taking pictures of your 7-10 inch penis and masterbating to them.

Jack was doing the dirty Dwight but had to stop when his mom walked in on him.

by PB online December 08, 2018