Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

by Tetra01 December 21, 2023

Bum hole

Bo is the biggest bum hole ever when u want to talk she’s like idc and it’s really bum hole like uno and tbh sometime u just want to head but her

Fuxk off bo stope being bum holey

by Bumholey bo September 18, 2020

smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

fucking bum face

A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering

Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face

by AKewlDefiner October 19, 2023

Bum

Someone who has nothing going on in life

Oh yk mekhi?
yea bih i heard he a bum

by PERSON NAMED ANONYMOUS June 24, 2025

on the bum

Just relaxing, associated with homeless people with not much to do. A bit like a beach bum, hanging around in and out of bars.

I read the quote in a Jack Kerouac book, 'Piers Of The Homeless Night' 'And since I'm well and on the bum again & ain't got nothing else to do, but roam, long-faced, the real America....' and thought I'd check if there was a meaning on here but now I've read the section again I get what it means even more!

'Hey man, how's your day been?'

'well since I lost my job, I haven't had much to do. Been on the bum a lot'

by VillageWalls July 15, 2021

panhandling chat bum

Panhandling chat bums are jobless and usually log into chat rooms 24 hours 7 days a week and are usually there even more often than the chat bots, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum's only source of income.

I have a job interview tomorrow and if I don't get hired I'll probably have to become a panhandling chat bum .

by ElSteban May 23, 2018