The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014
Get the the bum battlemug. A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
Get the one up the bum, no harm donemug. by anonymous February 3, 2023
Get the Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dummug. by chickenbums October 29, 2023
Get the chicken bummug. Sort of a conversation ender of starter, depends on it is used. Is also an alternative to "say mums", but is said for fun. The phrase is usually just used as a conversation starter or ender.
1: Ayo Cuz, Joel chucked the frisbee and it hit my head, and I chucked it in the bin out of spite
2. Aint no way bor, say bums luv
2. Aint no way bor, say bums luv
by yeeboiiii123 August 12, 2022
Get the say bums luvmug. Noun: the name you call someone when they're too busy bumming around on their phone (or in general) in the middle of a game and it's their turn
A: Dude, hold on!
B: Ok, Bum McBumton, mayor of Bumtown in the city of Bumville, country of Bumtopia.
B: Ok, Bum McBumton, mayor of Bumtown in the city of Bumville, country of Bumtopia.
by tromboneboi9 March 9, 2025
Get the Bum McBumtonmug. A scraggly, hairly, disgruntled looked man usually wearing something like a mustard stained wife beater, cargo shorts, and flip flops. Hes got a massive bed head (and ego too) and speaks incoherently half the time, while the other half he just shit talks you. You'll find him slumped in a stool at the slot machines at the Bellagio or some other Vegas casino drinking a dos equis and smoking menthol 100s at 10 AM. He'll be there for hours, wasting away his money he earned from working as a janitor at a Mickey D's. He farts those loud, noxious, and deady clouds of poison that could clear a 300 sq ft. room, and walks like a zombie, shuffling through the hallways of the hotel, with glazed eyes gazing at everyone passing by him, as he walks back to his hotel room to get hammered and pass out, and wake up at 2 AM to go out and go back down the casino to waste even more of his money, until he checks out of the hotel, broke, disheartened, and left worse than when he came.
Yo dude I was walking out of my hotel room to go downstairs for a beer, and this fuckin' bellagio bum ass motherfucker comes shuffling down the hallway after me, and I got fuckin' creeped out and closed the elevator before he got in, and I could hear him shouting shit while in the elevator, like, wtf bro.
by Space Gnome November 22, 2014
Get the bellagio bummug.