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Jesus's Army

Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022
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Jesus

The bible was such a funny not real book, my favourite character was Jesus
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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Jesus

Some rotten corpse of a guy that was nailed to a plank for trying to stand up to some bullies
“Hey whatever happened to Jesus?”
“He died.”
by Anonymous#4018 March 30, 2024
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un-jesus

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.
Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.
by RhiaW. February 15, 2022
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Jesus Christ

this is part two
So if we know that there is a God, how can we know that Christianity is the only true religion?

2) To answer this, I will use certain religions as examples. Firstly, we must know that Jesus has made himself part of every major religion there is.
Islam sees him as a prophet. High-level Buddhist scholars and the Dalai lama say that Jesus also lived previous lives and see him as either a Bodhisattva or an enlightened person. Hindu religious and political leaders acknowledge him as an Āchārya, Sadhu, or Avatar(there are more religions in the Religious views on Jesus page).

With all this information, we understand that almost every single religion these days has included Jesus in them in some form or another. They have accepted him as a wise man whose words we can trust, and yet Jesus' words for us are: "I am the way, the truth, and the Life" and "No one goes to the Father except through me.

All religions give credit to Jesus and yet Jesus only gives credit to himself. All religions point to Jesus being a part of them and yet Jesus points towards only one religion. So, if everyone says: "Jesus is part of our way", but Jesus says: "No, I am the only way" then that means that Christianity is the only true religion because Jesus' statement eliminates everyone else's.

And there you have it, through the use of intellectual reasoning and science, we conclude that both God exists and that Christianity is the only true religion. I hope this helps you somehow.
Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life
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Jesus

Y/n : Hey I just read 18+ wattpad!
Dude: You need Jesus
by Sus jay September 8, 2021
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