A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014
when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"
Tara **** "dkah"
Jimmy "What does that mean?"
Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
Tara **** "dkah"
Jimmy "What does that mean?"
Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
by Amberjean November 28, 2010
Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
by TheMayorOfEarth November 13, 2015
when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you
by jayspin210 June 17, 2016
A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.
Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)
Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)
Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
by suziewar February 03, 2014
Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:
"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."
This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."
This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."
by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016