Felix Sandwich

Trying to cry discretely between two groups of hikers.
Often occurs to people who have depression and try to treat it by going on walks and hikes in woods and mountains.

"How was your trip to the mountains?"
"It was quite good, until my depression kicked in and I got trapped in a Felix Sandwich."

by Kabanana October 5, 2019

Las Vegas Sandwich

When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.

Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?

Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”

by CalvinsLeftNut January 2, 2024

Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.

by RuralFervor February 10, 2022

blogna sandwich

What one is said to have eaten after spending one's lunch-break reading blogs.

Q - Hey, what did you eat for lunch?
A - I had a blogna sandwich; KemMeyer.com has a cool new post!

by shawnc July 18, 2007

Ice cream sandwich

The act of a person ejaculate in a woman then proceed to eat her out.

Last night I went to her house and I did the Ice cream sandwich

by WaxDaMan April 1, 2021

Greaseball sandwich

When two ugly ass greasers only find each other attractive

Damn they nasty as fuck must be a greaseball sandwich

by Choppy Tom March 15, 2021

dope fiend sandwich

That means that they got commentary and they had Reese's peanut butter pieces some meat racks and some bread and beans all combined into one burrito

Yeah I just got out of jail the other day and I was thinking that I didn't want one of those dope fiend sandwiches I was just going to get out in a few days

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023