A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.
by ShyAaaaaaaaa May 8, 2021

by AnonymousApe September 24, 2025

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
by anonymous June 19, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins
I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.
by Whitegirl02 June 18, 2017

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.
Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
