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BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.
One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019
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Bum Sandwich

Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.
by Nobody and No-one August 6, 2021
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Toasted Sandwich

The Australian term for a grilled sandwich, typically a cheese and ham toasted sandwich but it can have many other variations. Such as plain cheese, cheese and tomato, etc.

Sometimes a Toasted Sandwich is just nicknamed a Toastie. It's usually something very, very yummy to eat.
Person 1: Dude, that toasted sandwich was delicious.

Person 2: What'd you have?

Person 1: Cheese and ham.

Person 2: Nice.
by dsKittiCie June 3, 2018
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Caribbean Chicken Sandwich

The intimate act of sounding with a chicken bone while violently iglooing oneself. One will then proceed to extract any fluids created during the process and put them onto a raw chicken sandwich.
Dude did you hear that this kid made a Caribbean Chicken Sandwich?

Yes dude, they're insane!
by Box Wrld December 25, 2024
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Tomato Sandwich

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.
by Chabanger August 27, 2025
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Knuckles' Sandwich

DO NOT TOUCH THAT FUCKING SANDWICH OR ELSE KNUCKLES WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT
DONT TOUCH KNUCKLES' SANDWICH OR ELSE
by Shrek 01 January 2, 2020
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RZR Sandwich

when you drive one truck in front of the other with a RZR hidden in the middle listing to the right so the cops don't see it
"Any recommendations on how to be street legal RZR to drive from the campground? "

"Don't bother, just make a RZR sandwich"
by 11mpg May 5, 2023
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