oh swag beans

when u feel very swag but also slightly bean. very good feeling but mildly.

-will you be my quarantine? **pronounced like valentine**
-of course
-oh swag beans

by fetchitlikeitshot February 4, 2021

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Oh

James’ word

Oh shit

by I hate sienna November 16, 2020

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when you take a shit underneath a bed's mattress pad and then also between the mattress and the box spring. the victim will first discover the fecal matter under the mattress pad, and they will believe that the issue is rectified after cleaning that up. for a period of time afterwards, hopefully several weeks, the victim will continue to discover a foul smell, before they eventually realize the second deposit underneath the mattress.

this phenomenon resembles an Oreo where the mattress is the white filling between the two layers of chocolate.

"I just found out that my man has been cheating on me. it's time to go to his house and leave him an unpleasant surprise. I hope that him and his new lady friend enjoy discovering this Uh-Oh Oreo!"

by mister hoodrich April 4, 2023

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oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.

All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!

by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022

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Oh shit

Something you say when you forgot to do ur homework

OH SHIT, I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK AND ITS THE BIGGEST GRADE OF THE YEAR!

by mz5793 January 21, 2021

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Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.

Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

by PsychoticBlackHole May 31, 2022

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