mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

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mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face

Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo

by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015

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Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015

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mexican trouser burn

Rug burn on your dick. MTB for short

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.

by MTBftw April 11, 2011

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Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s

Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?

by Kdub driver November 15, 2018

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Mexican Purple Rocket

The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.

Damn, last night I got the worst case of Mexican Purple Rocket last night when my girlfriend gave me a gripping handjob. I think she was mad at me from when I gave her a Cleavland steamer.

by Flypig777 July 29, 2009

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