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Jesus

A guy from the bible who people believe died for our sins. Mainly worshipped in Christianity.

Although there are some Christians who are cool with people of color and homosexuals, Homophobic and Racist people commit hate crimes in his name. Namely *cough*republicans*cough*
Republican using Jesus to his benifit:
In the mighty name of Jesus I ban you from this store, and any other f** here!
Jesus says that the covid vaccine is a lie!
Homosexuality is a SIN! THE LORD JESUS SAID SO!

Normal Christian Respecting People:
Remember Jesus loves you honey.
Jesus is with you my dear.
Jesus take the wheel!
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Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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harvie lim de jesus

He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.
Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh
by anonymous April 25, 2023
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Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents
He crossed right when a car was coming
YOU: Jesus Christ!
by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023
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Jesus

"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"
by poopsock. March 31, 2022
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Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
by BombTBomb March 3, 2021
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