A guy from the bible who people believe died for our sins. Mainly worshipped in Christianity.
Although there are some Christians who are cool with people of color and homosexuals, Homophobic and Racist people commit hate crimes in his name. Namely *cough*republicans*cough*
Although there are some Christians who are cool with people of color and homosexuals, Homophobic and Racist people commit hate crimes in his name. Namely *cough*republicans*cough*
Republican using Jesus to his benifit:
In the mighty name of Jesus I ban you from this store, and any other f** here!
Jesus says that the covid vaccine is a lie!
Homosexuality is a SIN! THE LORD JESUS SAID SO!
Normal Christian Respecting People:
Remember Jesus loves you honey.
Jesus is with you my dear.
Jesus take the wheel!
In the mighty name of Jesus I ban you from this store, and any other f** here!
Jesus says that the covid vaccine is a lie!
Homosexuality is a SIN! THE LORD JESUS SAID SO!
Normal Christian Respecting People:
Remember Jesus loves you honey.
Jesus is with you my dear.
Jesus take the wheel!
by MichaTheDirtyDefinitionCreator April 29, 2021

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.
He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.
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