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J bean

J bean is a kind boy with a big heart also he smokes cocaine daily.
J bean is a good boy
by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022
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J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of
Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane
by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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J-PRO

“is that a goat nvm it’s just J-PRO”
by Jpro Fan September 10, 2021
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J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Kayden J. Parry

An expression used to describe a man who hates LGBT+ people but is secretly the most gay man you will ever meet.
I’m fine with gays as long as they aren’t near me.”

“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”
by cuckboi76 September 6, 2018
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J

Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.
“Hey yo that’s J, pretty sure he’s a crackhead. Funny dude though”
by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020
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