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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

His name is Dayne Clif and ever person with this name wrecks houses
That guy is such a house House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings
by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023
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Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
by Gspspinone January 11, 2023
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Auntie house

When you come to work or anywhere high. Almost everyone have that one Auntie you can smoke with
Look at her , she just came from auntie house
by Liptip January 11, 2023
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Randi Houses

It is impossible to concode a goal on rocket league when someone has said Randi Houses (Round the Houses). This is when the defensive mastermind plays it from one back corner to the other over the goal.
Chris at front Post under ball: "Randi Houses"

Others: "oooooooooooiiiiiiiiii)
by jmaphillips January 13, 2023
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glap house

A place or room where glappin happens. Normally filled with normal office garb during the day and then coke and booze after 4pm
Ben, retired to his room in the glap house after a long day of glappin and coke
by Mr. White Collar July 12, 2017
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Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017
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