Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Big craigs crack dealership

yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl

yo have you heard of Big craigs crack dealership
yeah they are pretty good at definitions

by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

cracks

funny eragatory slur directed at white people

variation of "cracker" or "cracka"

can be used either plural or singular

Damn cracks are stealing immigrant jobs

by thewellhungjohnson August 13, 2010

cracked

Your so good at something that you are basically a pro at it; you are cracked.

I just won this round on Call of Duty! Bro Im so cracked
No ur trash

by thequickthinker2020 February 26, 2020

Chuff crack

The inner lining of your shfincter

Derrick please will you make my raging chuff crack throb tonight

by Chuff August 15, 2021

Crack

Crack is a drug that is mostly used for snorting on a girl ass

Hey dude I just snorted alot of crack of Jimmy s moms ass it was awesome.

by Buttcheekmaster January 15, 2020

Crack the tank

To fuck the shit out of a fat bitch

Did you recently crack the tank

by Boogle907 June 6, 2025