carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

Crack

Meaning have sex with

Cory: She's so bad id crack any day of the week!!

by qeclan June 4, 2025

crack head

that one friend who is really weird and stupid

yo you a crack head

by JESUS_motherfrickn_CHRIST January 11, 2020

what's a crack

Asking someone what's up with them usually used in Irish or British country's.

" to mate what's a crack lad"

by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018

To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".

Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?

by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022

vindicated crack

It's a crack that you don't have to feel guilty for. Therefore you may use it and be free of guilt. Mainly diet crack.

I've been thinking of cutting back on crack, do you know anyone selling that vindicated crack? I'm on a diet .

by M3rCy December 6, 2017

Cracked asf

PAXTON aka literallyfryingpan.

Damn paxton is cracked asf

by Paxton Jenkins February 3, 2021