slimy crack

A butt crack that is very wet and moist that makes sloppy noises.

"Suck my slimy crack!"

by uwotm869 June 29, 2017

bermuda crack

the crack between the 2 front sets of a car and the console. if you drop something into the bermuda crack, theres a good chance you won't be able to get it out without having to take the seat out or painfully shoving your hand into it to get whatever it is you dropped out.

"i dropped a bunch of fries into the bermuda crack, now my car smalls like mcdonalds"
" i spilled the weed into the bermuda crack, sorry bro"

"my $20 just fell into the bermuda crack, never getting that back"

by no snitchin August 10, 2017

couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.

You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.

by GrimReaper1029 April 19, 2018

Cheap crack

Any white powder (usually chalk dust or drywall) sprayed with a few or more chemicals such that when it’s snorted it causes a high. Usually a much more dangerous high and since no two batches are the same it can become highly addictive.

You need to ease off the cheap crack I heard it’s far more addictive.

by CuteLilTato November 20, 2017

vindicated crack

It's a crack that you don't have to feel guilty for. Therefore you may use it and be free of guilt. Mainly diet crack.

I've been thinking of cutting back on crack, do you know anyone selling that vindicated crack? I'm on a diet .

by M3rCy December 6, 2017