A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.
Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."
Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."
You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...
by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006
Get the Ezekiel 4:12 cakemug. Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop.
I was fucking your sister in your favorite recliner and we ended up doing the upside down pound cake.
by Wook Weinstein December 9, 2008
Get the upside down pound cakemug. "Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"
"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."
"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."
by jockerty May 2, 2019
Get the big fat chocolate cakemug. A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
by CassiusKing October 16, 2017
Get the german chocolate funnel cakemug. An Idiom that history attributes to Marie Antoinette the wife of King Louis XVI of France. Although, in actuality most scholars do believe that designation is a misnomer, the phrase is catchy.
The uneducated masses abuse the term: " wow, your team did a great job, "let them eat cake"! ( buys the team members a cake.)
The educated masses are aware of the mass inflation that was ravaging the French people at the time of the French Revolution, therefore the ingredients to purchase the items needed to make a cake would have cost a fortune. The idiom let them eat cake means "Screw them"
The uneducated masses abuse the term: " wow, your team did a great job, "let them eat cake"! ( buys the team members a cake.)
The educated masses are aware of the mass inflation that was ravaging the French people at the time of the French Revolution, therefore the ingredients to purchase the items needed to make a cake would have cost a fortune. The idiom let them eat cake means "Screw them"
"You can't eat that! It's the last piece of cake!"
"Sure I can, I'm a Doctor, HaHaHa. Now, Let them eat cake!"
"Sure I can, I'm a Doctor, HaHaHa. Now, Let them eat cake!"
by SnarkyHistorian June 23, 2016
Get the Let them eat cakemug. a cake of absolute awesomeness. So good that it's been said that it's equivalent to an orgasm in you're mouth.
by AlbinoDuki January 21, 2009
Get the rofl berry pwn cakemug. When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy
by Fresh_esh August 12, 2019
Get the red velvet cum cakemug.