Eggo Brained

'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.

The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.

You eggo brained retard, how do you have straight A's yet you don't know how to use a dishwasher?

by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024

brain

the only organ that has fried completely after that day

Cosmin: My brain is gone since I watched that stand-up show on Youtube last year.

by friedbrain July 7, 2022

Adhd Brain

When your Adhd and your body can't get along and you are left in a state of hyperactive/hypoactive confusion

Oh my gosh, I've got mega ADHD-Brain right now, I just can't sorry.

I need to sleep but my adhd brain won't let me

by Neeks_ Rusty Sword July 8, 2022

valk brain

the dumbest apex players by far, Valkyrie mains that only play her because their favorite streamer/pro player play her, they don't think before they, they don't use her ult very effectively and they suck most of the time.

"She rushed in without her team and flew in a straight line after being full broke, literally valk brain."

by FOODDSSTUFFFFF July 13, 2022

Ballsack Brain

A scientific way of saying you have a brain tumor or you have no idea what you’re doing

Jerry was looking around with no clue on what he was doing. “I think I have ballsack brain!”

by DoctorNeo July 13, 2022

big-brained elephant

someone whose real identity is an elephant and has big brain.

Coco Shabnam Maka is an big-brained elephant
Coco:ERURURURUEUHRUEHRUERHEURH

by thecharacterwannie July 14, 2022

Brain Crabs

when sebastian the crab makes you forget words

"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"

by albeefo July 14, 2022