the bird

Not just an ordinary damn bird, but a bird in a god damn human form with a giant ass beak that can peck the living hell out of eyes, and also can fly like usual.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.

Person 1: "Oh shit it's the bird!"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"

by dorsaldeer2004 February 17, 2018

Beater bird

Lack of a iPhone

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird

by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018

dirty bird

A dirty bird is the word for a KFC in the state of Kentucky.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go to the dirty bird?
Person 2: Hell yeah I do!

by Czecho_Slovakia January 1, 2023

Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out

Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Going the way of the dodo bird

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.

Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.

by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023

#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018

Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger

"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"

by Ibitsu February 3, 2025