Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

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dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

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Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

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Moonlight Moment

The process of gaining a major achievement and instantly losing it because of an unfortunate mistake, error or lapse in judgement.

Hundreds of students thought they were admitted to Harvard, but it turned out to be a Moonlight moment.

by carpenoctem15 February 27, 2017

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Tylenol moment

A decision (such as recalling, a dangerous batch) that saves a brand or product from being disliked or discontinued. Originally refers to the 1982 Chicago Tylenol murders where cyanide was slipped into Tylenol bottles. Johnson & Johnson halted production and quickly, recalled all bottles. The move is likely what saved the Tylenol brand from this incident.

This is a Tylenol moment we have to recall.

by Threader8 February 15, 2025

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