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Lazy Brains!

A phrase said by the Dr. Kawashima in Brain Age and Brain Age 2 for the DS.
by Mistah Price October 21, 2008
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Gooshy Brain

(1.) A fairly uncommon insult denoting one’s mental capacity.

(2.) However, in recent history it has been recorded as describing a particularly pleasurable act of fellatio.
(1.) James must have gooshy brain because he totally failed that super easy test.

(2.) Bro Ally gave me that gooshy brain last night!!
by Professor Gooshy Brain May 19, 2022
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BRAIN

its not your horny weebo, instead, its something that's keeping us alive, yet we all hate

like remember when you were just chillin, and you suddenly remember something embarrassing from the tie you were born? that's what we hate about it
BRAIN IS WHAT WE ALL HATE
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
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FiveM Brain PT 2

People with FiveM Brain:

Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.

Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”

Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.

Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”

Discord & Online Traits

Their Discords look identical:

Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).

“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”

Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.

They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.

The E-Dater Syndrome

FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:

They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.

Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”

Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.

Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.

Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.

Long-Term Effects

Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:

Loss of critical thinking.

No real social awareness.

Permanent delusion of being relevant.

Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”

Example:

“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)

Final Thoughts

The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.

They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.

Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”

Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.

Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
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stinky fart brain

A stinky fart brain is someone named vanessa
stinky fart brain wouldn’t pick where we were eating she just kept saying idk
by Mfjizzyj August 2, 2022
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mountain brain

When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.
The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.
by mygrubbyglory June 19, 2024
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brain

something michael lucier doesn’t have, or when someone says something really stupid
person 1: did you know countries and continents aren’t the same?
person 2: brain??
by idfkwhattoputforthis June 16, 2019
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