Car Brain

An American living the suburbs who is incapable of thinking about getting from place to place without taking his or her car. Complains about safety on transit all the time, and opposes all "socialist" transit projects, even though it would benefit them without the carbrain needing to take action. May alsoo be a NIMBY, but not necessarily, and should not be used interchangeably.

Person 1: The subway is filled with druggies and homeless people. In my car, I'm in my own safe bubble.
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!

by URBANist_ November 3, 2025

Colombian brain basher

The act of putting a line of Colombian bam bam sauce (or cocaine) on your penis, then a girl snorts it off then you proceed to hit her head with your penis

Last night I gave my wife a concussion after we did the Colombian brain basher

by Powdered crack rocks November 18, 2025

Grae-Brained

When a person is being stubborn after making a mistake and won’t admit to their ignorance, making them seem more ignorant.

John was being Grae-Brained after mis using the word christen

by Mikeydefines November 21, 2025

Brain-bait

Baiting someone use their brain when you are acting like a brain-rotted kid.

“BRO, why are you acting this stupid!”

“You always fall for my brain-bait man. It’s so simple.”

by toroyiaT November 21, 2025

Brain-Pollution

Getting Your Political Beliefs From Social Media.
As a Very Wise Woman Once Said:
"Like Pollution, It Seeps Into The Air And It's Everyones' Problem"

Similar To The Original Meaning To Brain-Rot, Where It Meant Getting Your Political Beliefs From Books

Person: "Social Media Has Such Manufactured Beliefs, Such Brain-Pollution"

by Kapper Kneesocks November 22, 2025

python-brained

when your coding in something other then python and you start applying python syntax and logic

me: debugging bash code
also me: why did i set up the loops like that I'm so python-brained wtf

by Toasterifc November 23, 2025

TikTok Brain

TikTok Brain: where constant exposure to short-form, rapid-fire content rewires the developing brain of this new generation on platforms like TikTok, leads to a shortened attention span, memory lapses, and a tendency to engage in spontaneous, quirky behavior—like dancing in public or lip-syncing old songs for online approval TIkTok can be habits forming, and the youth have been known to go into melt down if their phones are taken away

Lee: Frank! I asked that new lad the other day if he wanted to go to the cinema and grab a few drinks after work. He just grunted and kept staring at his phone!

Frank: Don’t be daft, mate! He’s never gonna sit through a film or come out. He’s got a bad case of TikTok brain! LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 24, 2025