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Simp

If you aren’t a pimp.
You a simp.
by Strapklean October 13, 2020
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SIMP

Werther from: The sorrows of the young Werther by Goethe.
Werther is the biggest simp and the whole book is about him simping for a woman and ultimately commiting suicide because he can't have her.
by Nicolai Leimer October 14, 2020
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Simp mean you would do anything for a girl you like
Peter is a bitch who simp= Peter put the hoes before the bro’s
by Hanno88!! October 14, 2020
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Simp

Person who puts hoes before the bro’s, and let's them drive his car when he is trying to lay pipe

Tyler Buffalo the biggest simp ever!!!
by Coochiegoon October 14, 2020
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guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.
by p u p p y i s g a y October 14, 2020
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Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.
Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020
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Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.
Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
by Yung Money L October 15, 2020
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