Nose Boner

When witnessing others use cocaine,but you dont have any for yourself.

Dude! That guy just did a rockstar line! Totally gave me a nose boner!

by Psycho_poet 89 December 16, 2017

Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025

chikfil boner

When you get hard after drinking Chik-Fil-A Lemonade.

Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.

by Pooqua January 23, 2023

Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.

On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.

“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”

by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022

French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

Boner

Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.

I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021