Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

What? Shit!

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

Man in Fleece Lined Jean Jacket: "Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z."

Friend: "Buddy, A and Z are right next to each other"

Man: "What? Shit!"

by Trucker Sucker September 25, 2009

Shit Terror

The fear of shitting yourself at any random time.

Gina had a bad case of Shit Terror.

by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010

shit shed

outhouse, porta-potty

Dude, he's in the shit shed. Let's knock it over!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

lazy shit

me

i am a lazy shit

by Spoojje April 15, 2017

aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

shit incognito

when in the normal course of taking a dump, it, for either unexplained or explained reasons, doesn't smell.

dude, i had a boxing match last nite. my opponent beat the crap outta me, and gots my nose all busted up. anyway, i had to takes a dumps this morning, and my normal paper peeling stench was shit incognito.

by tom francen August 26, 2007