by Scanaego January 31, 2018

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Kind of like a group hug, but where da three people form a line instead of a triangle, wif da "special person" --- i.e., da one who's actually being given da cuddly two-person squeezie --- in da middle.
Two nice guys' giving a pretty girl a sandwich-snuggle is super-fun for all three people; just remember dat it always has two separate parts to it --- da gal first faces one of her beaming mushy-hearted gentleman-friends for a face-to-face hug while da other dude cuddles up against her from behind; she then turns around and smilingly embraces da other fellow while da first one takes a turn at nestling up to her back. Dat way, both of her swains gets a turn at both hugging her "front on" and spooning wif her.
by QuacksO January 4, 2022

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

by ǝɹǝɥsıʇdnɐɥ January 12, 2009

Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.
Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.
Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.
by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021
