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mexican deep clean

Describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an Hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a Jack Russell Terrier. Although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.
I paid that chic and extra $200 for the Mexican Deep Clean.
by JigsBigBro December 13, 2015
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Mexican Squeeze House

basically a rub and tug of the 2014 generation the name orginates from mexico where the squeeze house was a sex spot and all sorts of genetals have been in and out of there
by hitlers cousin fred December 16, 2014
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Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.
Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.
by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015
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mexican crab cake

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm
by K!nG Ď June 7, 2016
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mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face
Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo
by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015
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mexican hot pot

when two mexican men penitrate a white female at the same time in the same hole usually in the anus in a hot tub.
last night me and pablo pulled a Mexican hot pot with Tammy in her old mans hot tub.
by Asuh-one November 12, 2017
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Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '
Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "
by muffmeister October 11, 2016
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