Griftney J

A "Griftney J" is a person that manipulates individuals for financial gain and stability. "Griftney J's" are unable to accept accountability, feel empathy or compassion for others, shower regularly or hold employment. "Griftney J" types are known to nod off during live streams, join frivolous lawsuits and harass the families of missing children.
"Griftney J's" are often found at any fast food drive thru, the "Clinic", and behind alternate accounts on YouTube.

I would never Griftney J my friends.
The begging is such a Griftney J thing to do.
She's acting like a Griftney J.

by Tigger the Trigger July 12, 2025

J's Megamix 2024

peak group project where no one answers the group chat yet the music still gets made. Led by exquisite mastermind J1 the Won, his minions struggle to make their way to his house to record for an average of 5 hours just to muster a 30-second verse.

"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate J's Megamix 2024."
- Kendrick Lamar

by J1 the Won May 23, 2024

Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale

Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes

Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale A great man

by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024

The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

type J

the most outperforming breed on the asian import market.

so yeah, the type J is a super crazy ass ride.

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.

Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated

by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025

Chunky J

A playful nickname for someone who has a unique appreciation for eating the solid bits in vomit.

”Chunky J loves Gemüsecremesuppe“
”Have you seen chunky eat all the bits with little Wimmy?” ”Oh no, not again!“

by Nels69 February 22, 2025