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horsecocking 

The act to telling a girl to "saddle up" as a man shoves his all mighty penis vigorously into a woman's asshole and screams "YeeHaw! Ride it little pony!"
The man enjoyed a night out "horsecocking" a lot of women.
horsecocking by Kongjong123 July 23, 2015
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Someone who is sexually, physically, and or emotionally attracted to horses/ponies etc.
She's a horsexual
horsexual by SexyStallionLvr March 14, 2017
A Horser is a huge meatyshlong that a crackhead at a gas station wants.
Crackhead at 2am: You got that horser?

Optimus: Yeah the fuck I do
Horser by Exvas January 21, 2021
some crackhead asking people if they have it

no I don't have a fucking horser what?!?
Horser by Dumb Idoyt January 28, 2021

Faster Horses 

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.
Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.
Faster Horses by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

The Four Horsemen

A sexual act involving four, foreplay actions in one. A man does this to a woman. 1. Eating the pussy 2. Fingering the pussy 3. Pinching a nipple 4. Fingering or tickling the asshole. All four acts must be done simultaneously. She'll go crazy.
Dude, I was with my girl last night. I ate her out, fingered her, pinched her nipples, and tickled her asshole. I call it The Four Horsemen. She was squirting and writhing all over the place.
The Four Horsemen by The Ganoosh September 1, 2014