old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Old Ripper

someone with a low moral constitution

JORDAN IS AN OLD RIPPER

by karlos65 October 28, 2020

Old Skinner

Name of reverence given to a guy who gets a lot of women, seemingly with little or no effort.

"Old Skinner ain't no beginner, he had it in'er before dinner"

by Dfdubmountain June 16, 2020

Old

Ur Mom.

I fucked an old person today.

by Fuck . March 5, 2023

30 year old dank

dead

30 year old dank is dead

by jokera March 18, 2022

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.

"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"

by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013