by bethjade April 28, 2021
Get the wet williemug. by TshOw23 January 12, 2012
Get the Wetmug. (verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022
Get the Wet Turtle Creammug. In underground French culture, a public restroom where people can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on by a stranger.
I paid ten euros at Jason’s bar to use the wet bathroom and no one even pissed on me. Last time I go there.
by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025
Get the Wet Bathroommug. When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.
by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014
Get the Wet Fish Findermug. A wet willy but in the Butt
by The Keb June 1, 2019
Get the friendly wet willymug. 