The good old guy

The one you want by your side in time of trouble.

"Who are you?"
"I am Him"

"him who?"

"Jalaj —the good old guy. "

by Classic Medivh September 14, 2025

Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older

"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis

by Ha ha jokes on you February 7, 2020

homophobic gay 14 yr old edgelords😈🥶

the two boys in my class that share the same brain cell and act gay when they think no one is watching and makes free israel and hitla jokes

"Wtf r they doing" "oh they're just being homophobic gay 14 yr old edgelords😈🥶"

by shmiigyツ February 12, 2024

100 years old

An age.

She is nearly 100 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

S.O.B. (old manure)

Shot Off Balls in the war.

S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Old Turkey

Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.

John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.

by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022