Simp

Anyones who is named Dagmara. A simp is someone who obeys the other gender to a tee. Praising them for their existence and joining omegle

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simp

a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.

Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"

by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020

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by MEGA SIMP May 02, 2020

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vincent is such a fucking simp always buying her shit

by lizaani November 21, 2021

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Sometimes known as someone who puts other things before the boys.

Wow that guy could have played cod with us but he’s simpin hard rn. Also sometimes known as Roshan Patel.

by Rona rosh October 27, 2020

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An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 08, 2020

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tristan is a ginger who also happens to be a simp

by sofiefyb November 03, 2019

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