pokemon fire red

the best reboot of a game ever.

John* wanna play Pokemon fire red ?

Me* yes

by P H O N K G O D December 13, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022

Feces fire

When you shit red after eating spicy food

The Taco Bell toilet was a feces fire

by Seark boy December 4, 2022

Fire-hea

When you eat spicy food and get the shits

"Sorry I couldn't make it to the game last night, I had Taco Bell for lunch and got a case of fire-hea."

by Non special Tuna December 5, 2022

Set Fire to the Rain

When you fart while peeing.

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022

Fire In The Fire Place

To light ones dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities

"Man let's put a dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities "

"Oh, you mean a fire in the fire place"

by WeinerSchnitzelThe3rd December 10, 2022