National worship Satan day

Donald duck: Ayo goofy lets go on a date and worship Satan!
goofy: Sure

National worship Satan day is HERE.

by immaeaturbootay.12345 December 7, 2020

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National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!

I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!

by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020

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National bully ryan day

November 7th is national bully ryan day. all because of one satire discord fight. - (youre welcome ;) — xavier)

“why is everyone targeting me today?”
“its national bully ryan day dumbass.”

by xavierlolz November 7, 2021

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National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021

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scotland’s national lemonade day

the countries most celebrated holiday. families all over scotland participate in things such as; making lemonade, the lemon piss games and the infamous lemon dance.

“it’s almost scotland’s national lemonade day!”
“i’m so excited for the lemon piss games uncle jerry! i hope i get yours!!!

by hahshahs October 3, 2021

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