Mexican Water Park

When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.

Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.

by Russian Surprise January 25, 2017

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015

mexican deep clean

Describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an Hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a Jack Russell Terrier. Although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.

I paid that chic and extra $200 for the Mexican Deep Clean.

by JigsBigBro December 13, 2015

pulling a mexican foreskin

The act of craking open a beer mid waterfall with the intention of continuing to chug.

The waterfall was going so long, i ended up pulling a mexican foreskin to avoid breaking the stream.

by Turnbuckle42 March 5, 2016

mexican beef stew

when you make a taco bowl in an ass hole, they fart in it, and you slurp it all up.

sorry mom, I'm too full to eat thanksgiving dinner because I was eating Mexican beef stew earlier.

by Peen Lord 6969 December 11, 2019

mexican hot pot

when two mexican men penitrate a white female at the same time in the same hole usually in the anus in a hot tub.

last night me and pablo pulled a Mexican hot pot with Tammy in her old mans hot tub.

by Asuh-one November 12, 2017

Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

by muffmeister October 11, 2016