mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

pulling a mexican foreskin

The act of craking open a beer mid waterfall with the intention of continuing to chug.

The waterfall was going so long, i ended up pulling a mexican foreskin to avoid breaking the stream.

by Turnbuckle42 March 5, 2016

mexican crab cake

Eating pussy to the lyrics off a song

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm

by K!nG Ď June 7, 2016

Mexican New Year

When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.

It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.

by Onecheaprobot January 7, 2011

Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

by muffmeister October 11, 2016

mexican beef stew

when you make a taco bowl in an ass hole, they fart in it, and you slurp it all up.

sorry mom, I'm too full to eat thanksgiving dinner because I was eating Mexican beef stew earlier.

by Peen Lord 6969 December 11, 2019

mexican hot pot

when two mexican men penitrate a white female at the same time in the same hole usually in the anus in a hot tub.

last night me and pablo pulled a Mexican hot pot with Tammy in her old mans hot tub.

by Asuh-one November 12, 2017