butter my meat

Beat my meat.

Beat/Butter

My

Meat

Hey I'm gonna butter my meat.

*Hears loud noises from bedroom.*

by Urbanlenged17 August 7, 2017

Amesbury meat pile

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room

employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*

by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016

Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.

If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

Aussie meat pie

Buy a meat pie cook it and put mince in your girlfriend pussy and then knock her the fuck out. While she's knocked out put sauce in the pussy and eat it out. Then make sure to leave some in there and then fuck her while beating the living shit out of her with a metal baseball bat.

The Aussie meat pie is a good move on ur gf

by Djfhahdbgn November 9, 2022

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

meat head

mac backer for the raiders

o man that meat head stole my tackle!!!

by the centerizer October 14, 2008