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Amesbury meat pile

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room
employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*
by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016
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magic meat sack

an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.

Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021
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butter my meat

Hey I'm gonna butter my meat.

*Hears loud noises from bedroom.*
by Urbanlenged17 August 7, 2017
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Strumming the meat guitar

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night
by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015
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Mystery Meat Dish

A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.
by Malcom shiddyarse September 22, 2019
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Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.
I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore
by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019
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meat head

o man that meat head stole my tackle!!!
by the centerizer October 14, 2008
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